Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball  (via seabelle)


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The one about pets is the best.

★Happy Birthday Captain Sensible and Eric Balfour!!! ♥


how to not see spoilers

  • finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr



"No, i’m serious Elena. I can’t see you anymore. I don’t wanna hear your voice, I don’t wanna talk to you, I don’t even wanna look at you. And I sure as hell don’t wanna be your friend."


That moment when not even Damon wants to be around Elena anymore…


Imagine the vampire diaries with no Elena
close your eyes and just



Don’t wanna break anybody’s dreams tho. I’m sorry. But I’m also was thinking about season 5 official poster and the fact that Matt is in the center of the group. Due all the stuff that happened to him ep18, and when he wake up from the other side he still remember which Bonnie said it wasn’t…

I like Matt, I do, I’m just having a hard time with the fact that they’re deciding to give him storylines and make him a character this late in the game.
He barely existed the rest of the season.

Calling All BAMON Shippers


I’m going to write a blog post on why I ship Bamon & I want to know the reason why you ship Bamon :) please it would be a lot of help

I ship them cos they have great chemistry, they’re both so pretty ♥v♥, and I happen to have thing for the characters who hate each other /don’t get along but end up together in the end trope. ;)

Run rabbit, run